Project X – T

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Tnankfulness

Being thankful is good to see in one’s own life, but I always like it when I see it in other people. Especially when they are thankful to ME for some wonderful thing that I just did for them. Like entering a quiz. Such a little thing but if it brings joy and happiness to someone and it helps them to be thankful to me, I am all for it. And if someone is so thankful to me that they want to buy me a years supply of energy drinks, I won’t decline. Just sayin’…..

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Tabasco sauce

Despite my post where I praised Tabasco Man to the skies, the reality is that I don’t actually like tabasco sauce. I am not a spicy person. Never have been but as the decades have rolled on, I get less spicy with every year. I figure in another 20 years I should be down to eating nothing but oatmeal with raisins. And I’ll be happy with that. As long as no one tries to sneak tabasco sauce into my oatmeal anyway. Someone is going to DIE if that happens (most likely me as my stomach ruptures from the unaccustomed spiciness!)


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, where only the Uncanny shall be shown! * ghost noises *

Project X – S

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Sabbath

The Sabbath has always been a part of my life. What’s more, it has always been a GOOD part of my life. It has never felt restrictive or forced or something that I wished I could just ignore. Each week I have looked forward to sundown on Friday, knowing that for the next 24hrs. I was “obligated” to rest and do no work. It is one of the most liberating feelings you can imagine. The older I get, the more I love it.

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Sloppiness

I cannot stand sloppiness. In that picture above, I’d hold that wussboi down and shave his fething head. Then I’d button that collar and slap a tie around his neck. If he was lucky, I’d just tie the tie. If he wasn’t so lucky, well, he’d have one swell necktie party. I just find that those who are sloppy in one area of their life tend to be sloppy in most other areas as well.


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where I reveal the shocking Truth about your fellow bloggers!

Project X – R

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Rockst☆r

Rockstar Energy Drinks are my go-to energy drinks these days. With a choice of flavors ranging from the plain (sugar free tastes like melted AMERICAN smarties) to Tangerine-mango-guava-strawberry, carbonated and non-carbonated and with caffeine levels (140-300mg) for all levels of need, Rockstar has me covered. In fact, this post was written with the power of Rockstar.

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Road Rage

Road Rage, in others and even worse, in myself is one of the ugliest things I’ve seen. I drive a Subaru Legacy wagon and it weighs about 1.5tons. I’m driving a battering ram, and so is everybody else. God help us all when we as a world really begin to lose the last vestiges of self-control 😦


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where no Stone shall remain unturned on my journey to complete Project X!

Project X – Q

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Quarries

Mainly because they make fantastic backdrops for pictures 😀 Workwise, I like them because I can sit in one place for the whole day while the poor guy running the rod has to do all the legwork. I’m all for the other guy doing all the work, hahahahaa!

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Quandaries

Quandaries are not fun. Some quandaries, such as the funny meme one pictured, are just the person having to make a choice about something little with no real consequences (unless you know the song). But we have all faced quandaries where no matter what we do, it’s the wrong decision and somebody is going to get hurt or the situation is going to get worse. I’ve faced very few of those in my life, thankfully, but the couple I did have to tackle were just no good 😦


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where I do something clever with R, because it sure isn’t happening in this blurb!

Project X – P

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Pangaea

The idea of one giant supercontinent has always appealed to me. Throw in the idea of the Biblical Flood and cataclysmic upheaval and suddenly just how mankind and various animals made it to all corners of the world is a lot more feasible. And you don’t even need to go to such ridiculous lengths of adding a lot of Zeros until people’s eyes glaze over and they give up trying to understand the Religion of Evolution.

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Parallel Parking

I don’t parallel park. I did it for my driving test back in the 90’s and I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve done it since. I’ll park farther away and walk rather than p-park. More power to you if you can comfortably and successfully do it.


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, .where Questions are asked! (I make no promises about the answers though)

Project X – O

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Odonata

No, not the dragonfly, but the album by Amethystium. It was his debut album and while I suspect 2014’s Transience was his last album, it is all good stuff. Thank goodness I can listen to it over and over and over.

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Obfuscation

Say What You Mean! If you can’t say it plainly, then don’t say it at all. I will show you an example, just in case you’re confused. If the roseate atoms from 39.916668 & 116.383331 mixed with those that were once imbibed by John Nance Garner III in his official duties, then the digital being known in some circles, but not exclusively and quite possibly an alias of an alias, ie the Dummy of Paper Products, would not necessarily be lugubrious. Plain speak: I hope the ChiComs nuke Washington DC.

Speak your piece and take the consequences, you sissy.


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, .where Bookstooge Meets the Press, and makes no Promises not to Pound the Pajamas right off their lying faces!

Project X – N

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Nitroglycerin

Of course, any high explosive will do but considering how unstable Nitro is, I like it. I love those old movies where they are trying to move old dynamite and they don’t know if the nitro inside it is stable or not and just when you think they’ve gotten it all safely, BOOOOM, some old guy gets blown to bloody smithereens with gobbets everywhere.

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Neapolitan Icecream

While I love icecream so much, I can not abide Neapolitan. Why? I have no idea. I like chocolate icecream. I like vanilla icecream. I like strawberry icecream. But put them together side by side and suddenly it is like a tentacle monster is trying to have its way with my tastebuds. Just Say No to Neapolitan!


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, .where there will be a distinct lack of Orgies, guaranteed!

Project X – M

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M&M’s

M&M’s, mmmmmmmmm, so yummy! Chocolate pieces in a hard candy shell, what is there not to like? And the tagline “Melts in your mouth, not in your hand”, pure genius! Part of the appeal to me, I’m sure, is that as a diabetic I can’t just eat these whenever I feel like. Neither can I just grab a handful and toss them in my mouth. I have to count them carefully or look at the bag and figure out how many carbohydrates I’m consuming so I can take the appropriate amount of insulin. But there are times it is totally worth it to pour that whole little bag of m&m’s into my mouth and eat the entire thing in one gulp. It is just satisfying!

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Murder

For all my talk about killing Commies, or cats or old ladies or even anyone who looks at me funny, I have never murdered anyone; God willing, I never will either. The reason I find murder so abhorrent is because it means that murdered person no longer has the chance to repent and accept Jesus as their Savior. Their fate is sealed. It also places an unbearable weight upon the murderer. How can anyone go through the rest of their life knowing they are going to have to face God Himself and answer for someone else’s soul? We live in a world of murder, from the unborn to the disabled to the elderly. God have mercy on on us all!


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode where I’ll have to decide if I’m going to be Naughty or Nice.

Project X – L

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Legos

Where do I even start? The picture above is the first “set” of legos that I remember getting for either my birthday or Christmas. Before that I’d just had random pieces that I used as my young imagination saw fit. Legos were imagination made real, tangible, something physical. I was part of th lego club, got the monthly magazine, placed orders for individual pieces 2-3 times a year and spent months agonizing what pieces were the best deal and how to maximize my little bit of money. I remember when the pirate themed sets starting coming out and my younger brother and I split the cost of a tiny set that had a cannon. We each got the cannon for a week at a time while the other got the rowboat.

By the time I was in my mid-20’s I had enough to build a full scale castle and the army besieging it. Weird thing is, once I built that, in a frenzy of imagination one weekend, staying up for almost 48hrs, I haven’t touched them since. They had filled a need in my life and then that need stopped. But even now, I fondly remember all the wicked cool sets that we couldn’t afford and it made me appreciate what we could get all the more.

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Lip-syncing

Do you remember the days when lip-syncing was a bad thing and could destroy your career? Millivanili remembers! And so do I. Man, that was a scandal and a half. Personally, not being a crapp music fan it didn’t bother me, I was just happy to see a so called “star” crash and burn. But I do dislike lip-syncing on the principle of honesty and talent. Lip-syncing bypasses both, so down it goes.


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, which might be a bit heavier so you’ll need to Masticate it more than usual.

Project X – K

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Ketchup

I like ketchup on a LOT of things. Hamburgers/vegeburgers (the Impossible Burger is fantastic by the way), hotdogs, crispy chicken tenders, ANY potato product and even on some sandwiches. For a one stop condiment, Ketchup just can’t be beat.

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Knavery

Knaves are the natural predators of Good Men. As such, it is the Duty of every Good Man to hunt down and kill knaves wherever he may find them. Happy Hunting!


And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, which is going to be so good that you’ll feel like you’ve won the Lottery after reading it!