I was driving home last night from Fairwood. I was tired and the batteries in my cd player had died, so I had no music options[the radio is NOT an option as far as I’m concerned, nothing good on it].
So I turned to that great Canadian Tenor, Mr DJ McSingus, to entertain me.
He started out slowly, just humming a bit of this and a bit of that.
Once he was ready, he started singing the first few lines of the Monkey’s theme song. For those who don’t know them, I shall list them here:
Hey, hey, we’re the monkey’s
’cause people say we’re just monkey’ing around!
or at least that is what Mr McSingus went with. Of course, such a genius could never just leave it at that. So first he personalized, making it about himself [because isn’t it ALWAYS about him?], then he began to really have at it. Changed it from “monkey” and “monkey’ing” to several other animals. Ran through donkeys, elephants [he was feeling rather political at the moment] and some fruits too I believe.
Then it was time for the Finale. No mere animal would be good enough. So after considering several options in his mind, here is what Mr. McSingus finished with:
Hey, hey, I’m a baloney roll
’cause people say I’m just baloney rolling around.
The audience went wild! Laughter ensued for the next 20 minutes and many encores were asked for and given. And I forgot to mention, this was all done in falsetto. It was truly DJ McSingus’s greatest moment.
I feel sorry that you all had to miss it 😦