I’d like to introduce my new niece to you all. Much like pictures of Mrs B and I, Grizzie’s picture will be taken down after a set time and obviously her name is NOT Grizzelda. Only a very cruel uncle would saddle a child with a name like that. Thankfully, uncles like that do exist and they will help toughen up the bunch of pansies our world currently calls kids.
Her existence has already caused drama in our family. Sitting around and drinking milk all day has made her think that she’s entitled to the title of having the biggest stomach. This has put her in direct conflict with her uncle who’s been working towards that title for over 40 years. I suspect this is going to be a battle for the history books. The picture above is of her calling me out and proclaiming that there’s just not enough room in this here Internet for the both of us. Like I said, drama.
Adios! I’m off to eat a whole pizza to defend my title.