Aunt’s Aren’t Gentlemen (Jeeves Omnibus #5.2) ★★★☆½

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Title: Aunt’s Aren’t Gentlemen
Series: Jeeves Omnibus #5.2
Author: P.G. Wodehouse
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Humor
Pages: 178
Words: 37K


From Wikipedia

Concerned by pink spots on his chest, Bertie goes to see E. Jimpson Murgatroyd, the Harley Street doctor recommended by his friend Tipton Plimsoll (who himself saw Murgatroyd for spots in Full Moon). On the way, Bertie sees Vanessa Cook, a headstrong girl he once proposed to but no longer wants to marry, leading a protest march. She is with her fiancé Orlo J. Porter, an acquaintance of Bertie’s. Orlo and Vanessa are unable to marry since Vanessa’s father, the trustee of Orlo’s inheritance, refuses to give Orlo his inheritance because Orlo is a communist.

Bertie finds Major Plank (who was told that Bertie is a thief called Alpine Joe in Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves) in the doctor’s waiting room, though Plank does not recognize Bertie. Murgatroyd tells Bertie that the spots will go away, but recommends that Bertie get fresh air and exercise in the country. Bertie’s Aunt Dahlia is going to Eggesford Hall, the home of her friend Colonel James Briscoe in the town of Maiden Eggesford in Somerset, near the seaside resort of Bridmouth-on-Sea, and gets a cottage called Wee Nooke for Bertie there. Jeeves is disappointed that they must cancel their upcoming trip to New York, but has the consolation that he will see his aunt in Maiden Eggesford.

At Maiden Eggesford, Bertie walks to Eggesford Hall, but goes to Eggesford Court, the home of Vanessa’s father Mr. Cook, by mistake. Seeing a black cat with white fur on its chest and nose, Bertie pets it and moves to hold it. Cook sees this and thinks Bertie is stealing the cat. After he threatens Bertie with a hunting crop, Plank, who is Cook’s guest, advises Bertie to leave, which he hastily does. Jeeves informs Bertie that Cook’s horse Potato Chip and Briscoe’s horse Simla will soon compete in a race at Bridmouth-on-Sea, and to perform well, Potato Chip must be near this stray cat that it recently befriended.

Vanessa urges Orlo to demand his inheritance from Cook. When Orlo refuses, she ends the engagement and decides she will marry Bertie. Bertie doesn’t want to marry her, but is too polite to turn her down.

Aunt Dahlia has bet on Simla’s victory in the race, and arranged for poacher Herbert “Billy” Graham (a joking reference to evangelist Billy Graham) to kidnap the cat to sabotage Potato Chip. Graham brings the cat to Bertie’s cottage, but Bertie pays Graham to return the cat to avoid trouble.

After suggesting that Orlo approach Cook about his inheritance after Cook is mellowed by a good dinner, Jeeves goes to visit his aunt, Mrs. Pigott. Plank remembers that Bertie is Alpine Joe, and he and Cook suspect Bertie of stealing the cat. Graham fails to return the cat, so Bertie tries to return it himself. Carrying the cat up to Eggesford Court, Bertie trips and loses it. The cat ultimately goes back to Bertie’s cottage.

Orlo is unable to convince Cook to give him his inheritance, yet Vanessa is happy that Orlo confronted her father anyway, and they elope. At his cottage, Bertie is accosted by Cook and Plank, who believe that Vanessa wants to marry Bertie. Bertie hands over a letter from Orlo proving that Orlo and Vanessa eloped. Cook is apologetic to Bertie, until the cat wanders in.

Thinking Bertie stole the cat, Cook and Plank tie him up. Cook brings the cat back to Potato Chip while Plank leaves to fetch the police. Jeeves appears and unties Bertie. Plank returns and initially thinks Jeeves is a policeman called Inspector Witherspoon (from Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves), but Jeeves denies this. Pretending to be Bertie’s solicitor, Jeeves convinces Plank that he is mistaken about Bertie, since Bertie, having ample wealth, has no reason to be a thief like Alpine Joe.

Jeeves realized that the stray cat actually belongs to his aunt. Bertie and Jeeves make a deal with Cook to lend him the cat until the race is over and not press charges for tying Bertie up, in exchange for Cook paying Mrs. Pigott a fee and giving Orlo his inheritance.

Bertie and Jeeves go to New York, which Bertie finds much calmer and quieter than Maiden Eggesford. In a letter, Aunt Dahlia’s husband Tom Travers writes that the race was awarded to Briscoe’s Simla after Cook’s cat ran across the racecourse and startled Simla. Bertie is pleased for his aunt. However, he attributes the tranquility of his and Jeeves’s stay in New York to their distance from aunts, particularly Aunt Dahlia, who, though genial, has a lax moral code. The trouble with aunts, Bertie tells Jeeves, is that they are not gentlemen.

My Thoughts:

So this was the last published novel by Wodehouse about Jeeves and Wooster. There are another book’s worth of short stories, etc, but I’m closing in on the end of the adventures!

While this was just as amusing as some of the other books, I found myself not as amused. I don’t know if it was because I’m getting burnt out on Wodehouse’s particular brand of humor or if it was life or work or what. I still enjoyed this and I recommend Wodehouse still but you know, at some point things just need to stop or be taken a break from.

Bertie is spineless and that pretty much sums up why everything happens to him. If he’d just make ONE decision his whole life would change. But he can’t do that and so he just slides from one situation into another. Makes you feel kind of sorry that such people actually do exist. Without a guardian like Jeeves, someone like Bertie slides right under a bus and dies.

Crap, am I in a melancholic mood or what!?!? Sorry, future me. I hope you are a brighter ray of rainbow unicorn sunshine than me at this moment.


20 thoughts on “Aunt’s Aren’t Gentlemen (Jeeves Omnibus #5.2) ★★★☆½

    1. Small doses is best. I’ve got Wodehouse’s Blandings castle series on tap, but once I’m done Jeeves I think I’m going to take a break from Wodehouse for a couple of months. Let the old humor batteries recharge 🙂

      I must correct you on one thing. I am a HUGE ray of sunshine. Some days I am Pollyana, Shirley Temple, Mother Teresa and Ray Gougliano all rolled into one 😀

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  1. I recently finished ‘Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit’ and, although I enjoyed it, I didn’t think it hit the heights of earlier works. Perhaps, as may be the case with this book, Wodehouse was just running out of steam nearer the end?

    Are the short stories worth trying?

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    1. I would concur with your assessment. The later books tend to not be as amusing.

      As for the short stories, i have no idea, yet. I’m hoping to get to them in November? That’s the plan at the moment anyway 😀 We’ll see how reality shakes out…

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  2. I learned a similar thing about Pratchett last year when I did my Discworld Readathon. I really enjoy his humor, but I can’t take too much at once or I get annoyed and/or bored and go looking for something else to read. I think your idea of taking a break from Wodehouse is a good one.

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  3. I love Jeeves and Wooster. Yes, it’s all very silly, and Wodehouse certainly kept to a specific plot formula, and I do only take him in certain doses. Probably you need a break.

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    1. Depending on how my final Jeeves Omnibus read goes will probably determine just how long of a break I take 😀 I’ve got so many books to read that pushing the Blandings Castle books off a year wouldn’t be a problem…


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