John Hobo (2020 Movie)

 

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John Hobo: : They Stole His Lunch, Now He’s Stealing Their Lives

 

Synopsis:

John Hobo was a man of the streets. Brought up rough and tough, he was hungry for success. And breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. And elevensies.  And afternoon tea. One day he hit the jackpot.

 

 

 

 

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3 roasted “rat on a stick”,  good as new, only been in the trash bin 30 minutes. But then tragedy struck. They stole his rats, called it “unsanitary”. John Hobo knew The Man had gone after him. So he’s returning the favor, one dead useless civil servant at a time. Detroit will never be the same!

 

My Thoughts:

You know, I’m beginning to think that Hollywood REALLY HAS run out of ideas.

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Almost like there are no brains left and all the zombie who pretend to be alive are just regurgitating the brains they ate last year. Yeah, pretty gross.  That’s how I’d class this movie.  The whole revenge thing is really getting old.

The language? My goodness, I never knew there was a whole hobo sub-culture of profanity. Who knew that “ultra fresh” meant THAT! I was rather shocked. And when the Swiss hobos, who I would have thought would be the most refined and peaceful of the hobos just turned into toilet mouths, well, nothing could shock me after that. Or so I thought.

Everyone in this movie gets shanked. With a shiv. You thought a pencil was bad ass. I almost threw up when John Hobo killed that dude with a banana!

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I found John Hobo to be a very dirty character. And the people he was offing were even worse. I mean, who doesn’t want to off the officious DMV lady who tells you that you “X”‘d the wrong box and makes you go fill out a new form and stand in line all over again? Or that shyster lawyer hired by the city to tell everyone that the city is taking over the whole block and is tearing it down and they have to move, in 2 weeks?

Honestly though, I think my biggest issue was how disconnected John Hobo was. He had no place to call home and it really showed.

Final verdict: Don’t waste your time with this piece of trash.

 

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23 thoughts on “John Hobo (2020 Movie)

  1. savageddt says:

    This an actual movie? lol!

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  2. That’s Keanu Reeves, I’m sure of it!

    I just saw the new John Wick movie (I managed to miss the first two) and it was a waste of money too. I think I’ll stick to my PBS Masterpiece Theatre ….

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    • Bookstooge says:

      It is! I just searched Keanu Reeves Hobo and that popped up. Nothing like making fun of Hollywood and their complete lack of intelligent writing, creativity and originality.

      While I made this up, you know that somewhere, someone IS going to try to copy John Wick and do something just as ridiculous as this.
      (I loved the first John Wick movie, just so you know)

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      • Well, this new movie had alot of him grunting and grumbling and lots of people getting shot and hacked up. I love the Mission Impossible movies and don’t mind stuff like Wick unless it’s over the top. Movie number three was over the top. Plus, I didn’t really get parts of the set-up which might be because I missed numbers one and two.

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  3. Hollywood has been out of ideas for years, just look at what’s been coming out, 99% is either an adaptation, sequel, or remake 😦

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  4. Rats???? Rats on a stick????
    Ok, give me back Tchaikovsky’s spiders, they are much nicer…
    😀 😀

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  5. hahaha this was hilarious! Yes, Hollywood has most definitely run out of ideas. He killed someone with a banana? Even I think that’s ridiculous 😂 bananas are for joyously pelting enemies and eating, not for killing! 😉

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  6. […] movie that I made up in my head. Sometimes those are the best kind of movies, and sometimes, like John Hobo, they’re the worst […]

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  7. Norrie says:

    LOL!
    I had my lunch stolen multiple times in the office, so this is really speaking to me on a personal level 😀
    Banana shiv… now that’s a good idea. I figured i’d put laxative in the perpetrator’s coffee, but that’s too mainstream, innit? 😀

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    • Bookstooge says:

      I’ve never experienced having a lunch stolen, thankfully. Not sure how I would react 🙂
      That banana shiv just made me laugh! One of the best pix for hobo shiv that google could come up with.

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  8. Hahahahah for a second I actually thought you saw some kind of fan-made movie called John Hobo!

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