The “I’m Bored so I’m going to make everyone Else suffer too” Tag

Found this over at Britchy’s.  Not a book review site and yet I haven’t stopped following.  The creative juices still aren’t flowing, so I figured I’d try something like this to jumpstart them. We’ll see if it works.
1. Do you like blue cheese? 
Absolutely.  Well, I like blue cheese dressing. The best place for blue cheese is on a burger. A local Mex-American restaurant has a killer bluecheese burger and that is what I get every time we go there.  We’ve been going there, sporadically mind you, for about 5 years and so far, no exploration for this one!

 

2. Coke or Pepsi? 
But diet, I can handle either.  I’m pretty open and accepting that way. Just call me a Soda Justice Warrior.
3. Do you own a gun? 
Two in fact. My first gun was/is a 22 rifle. Great for getting rid of squirrels in the backyard back in the 90’s.
This year I bought my first pistol. A Sig Sauer P938.  It’s a sub-compact,  technically might even be a micro-compact, but it fits my hands perfectly. I can shoot through 50-100 rounds at the range and have zero hand and arm fatigue. That’s the way it should be!
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Sig P938 Combat model with the extended magazine in 9mm.  A dream to handle.

4. What flavor of Kool-aid?  
Fruit Punch. Me and the Koolaid Man, busting down those walls, yo.
5. Hot dogs? 
Hebrew National kosher beef dogs. If I’m going to eat the leftovers of a cow, I want to know its the best of the worst 🙂
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6. Favorite TV show? 
Don’t have one.
7. Do you believe in ghosts? 
Demons masquerading as spirits of the deceased yes. Actual deceased people in incorporeal form, no.
8. What do you drink in the morning? 
A Bang Energy drink.  7 days a week.
9. Can you do a push-up? 
I used to do 100 every day back in the day. Then I got “frozen shoulder” in both my shoulders and now not so much.
10. Favorite Jewelry?
My wedding ring. The only piece of jewelry I own.
11. Favorite Hobby? 
Reading, come on!
Then, playing Magic the Gathering.
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12. Do you have ADD? 
No.
13. Do you wear glasses? 
Yes.
14. Favorite cartoon character? 
Nothing springs to mind. Maybe Yugioh if you include anime?
15. Three things you did today? 
Wake up at 0630.
Drink a Pina Colada Bang.
Write this post.
16. Three drinks you drink regularly? 
Water.
Bang.
Water.
17. Current movies?
Antman & the Wasp. Liked it enough that I’ll be putting it on my Christmas wish list this year. It was almost as good as the original Antman and I loved that movie.
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18. Do you believe in magic?
Technically, yes.
19. Favorite place to be? 
On the couch reading.
20. How did you ring in the New Year? 
2300 hits and I’m fast asleep. Forget midnight anymore.
21. Travel? Where would you go?  
That is Mrs B’s department. I’d be happy to never leave my town.
22. Name five people who will most likely read this?  
Ronald Reagan
Larry Correia
You
Beyonce
That squirrel I have sworn blood vengeance against (he likes to know where I am so he can live another day)
23. Favorite movie?  
Die Hard
Matrix
John Wick
24. Favorite color?  
Forest Green
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25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?  
In the summer yes. In the winter, it’s flannel all the way!
26. Can you whistle? 
Not even a sleazy wolf whistle 😦
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Mrs B is pretty devastated that I can’t wolf whistle at her. The trials that poor woman has to endure.

27. Where are you now?  
My “Favorite Place”
29. Favorite food?  
It’s a real tossup between homemade chicken potpie and pizza.
Of course, 4 cups of Cap’n Crunch has its own appeal in the summer.
30. Least favorite chore?  
All of them.
31. Best job you can think of?  
Being the lead model for Ultra Sexy Hairy Man dot com.
It’s a dream come true for me.
32. What’s in your pockets?  
Hahahaha, jokes on you.
I’m not wearing any pants so no pockets!
33. Last thing that made you laugh?  
The fact that I didn’t buy a lottery ticket (mega millions) and nobody won last night, so the prize is now 1.6 BILLION (or 900 million cash up front). Obviously, it is a sign that I am the Chosen Won (I am so freaking clever in the morning!), meant to win this prize beyond mortal comprehension.
34. Favorite animal?  
All the dead ones.
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35. What’s your most recent injury? 
Walked through some thorns the other day and scored a 4inch long gash on my hand and forearm. Good times.
36. How many TVs are in your house?  
TV’s are an abomination unto Bookstooge. They are conduits of pure evil and mindless drivel. They destroy brain matter and warp reality itself.
So, we only have one.
37. Worst pain ever?  
When I had the frozen shoulder and was pulling a dead tree out of the way. It snapped, which snapped my arm back and it felt like lightning going through my shoulder.  I just lay on the ground for about 10min until I could think again. That’s when I finally went to the doctors and started in on physical therapy.
38. Do you like to dance? 
No.
39. Are your parents still alive? 
Well, they’re supposed to come up here for Christmas, so I sure hope so. Fighting zombie parents on Christmas is just about the worst ever.
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40. Do you enjoy camping? 
Yes.
Nothing makes me more excited than to sleep on the hard ground, skip a nice warm shower and eat food that is only technically “food”. Oh, and putting up a tent, totally within my skillset as a male model.
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Edited:
PS
Sorry about the lack of spacing. That is what happens when you copy/paste from a source you don’t know. )Not Britchy by the way)  I’d probably have to redo the whole post to get it right and that’s just not happening.
My apologies.
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31 thoughts on “The “I’m Bored so I’m going to make everyone Else suffer too” Tag

  1. That was hilarious!
    I think you need to go to whistling school because poor Mrs B.
    I love chicken pot pie and I have a kick ass recipe with cream cheese pastry. I put celery seed and a smidge of mustard seed in the pastry so it is like pie crack. If I want something, that goes on the table for dinner!!
    I pity you with the frozen shoulder. I have managed to tear both rotator cuffs, the left is worse but they both need surgery so I have an idea of the pain your in. I’m lucky, mine only hurt when I try to do stuff I can’t. The rest of the time I’m pain free. I hope the Physio helps soon.

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  2. Norrie says:

    Hahaha, the zombie parent fighting cracked me up 😀
    I never tried camping, but also fan of vanilla coke zero!

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  3. Matt Ries says:

    Thanks for the laughs this morning.

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  4. Clearly one can’t speak of Bookstooge without thinking of Bang now. 😛 Have you seen all the Die Hard movies, after the original one? 😀 I have a feeling I already know what you think of them all hahahah Great post, learned so much so fast on you!

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    • Bookstooge says:

      Yep, I’m pretty addicted to Bang now.

      As for Diehard, I think I kind of watched 3 while it was playing in the back ground and while it wasn’t bad, it didn’t have the same “feel” as the first so I never bothered with any of the others. They don’t exist as far as I’m concerned 🙂

      I was hoping you’d learn a lot. Now I can expect a lot of Christmas gifts from you, all ranging over the $200 mark, right? 😉

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      • I could try to hook you up with a 200$ monopoly bill, if it’s what your adamantium heart desires. I’d have to talk to my lawyers and to Mr. Monopoly about the procedures to transfer his money from Canada to the States though. 😉

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        • Bookstooge says:

          Well, if it’s going to be M-Money, we’d have to setup an actual cash transfer. Preferably around midnight, on a rainy night and we both have to wear sunglasses. I’m also thinking that bullet proof, black, huge SUV’s might be the vehicles of choice, in case the Feds get nosy 😉

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  5. You liked it enough to put it on your wish list? Cool. Now I KNOW this is a good movie! 😉

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  6. Haha, I like this, I’m gonna steal!

    Bookstooge vs Zombie parents would probably make a pretty good B-movie. Especially if you add that squirrel 😉

    I love John Wick!!

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    • Bookstooge says:

      You know, that would actually be a better zombie movie than some of the rifftrax worthy ones I’ve seen.

      Wick is good stuff. I own it on bluray and have a digital copy through amazon. I’m pretty undecided about 2 though. It will have to wait and see how 3 turns out.

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  7. My husband who used to teach marksmanship in the army has a couple of guns, I don’t…but he’s been trying to get me to agree to a 22 pistol which I’ve enjoyed target shooting with at the range. A 22 rifle though, now that ought to be pretty fun to shoot.

    And I like plain Coke Zero. I hardly ever see vanilla coke zero sold in stores anymore, but if I did I’d totally drink it more. And good to hear about Antman and the Wasp. I haven’t even seen the first movie, but I’m actually kind of curious about this second one.

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    • Bookstooge says:

      A 22 rifle is great if you want to feel like you’re an expert 🙂 They’re light and no recoil, and with being a rifle, 75ft for a target is quite possible.

      I definitely prefer coke zero over diet coke. You’re not the only I know who has a hard time finding the vanilla and I’ve often wondered why. Whenever the stores have sales on coke products, the vanilla zero is the first thing to run out. Always.

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  8. There is something worse than zombie parents: it’s relatives who are not zombies but act as if they were. Nightmare lies that way… 😀

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  9. I agree on Vanilla Coke-just tried it recently and I love it! I’d be happy not leaving the house to be honest, never mind just staying in my town! I’m not as bothered about holidays as I used to be.Tourists give me stress!

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  10. savageddt says:

    Yippy kaay aaay! I now have a mashine gun

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  11. hahaha brilliant title you got there 😉 hahaha “the best of the worst” lol! Good to hear that about Antman (and Antman and the Wasp)- I still need to watch them both (yes, I know I’m behind, but at least I’ve seen infinity war now, so I’m almost a fully functioning person 😉 ) hahahaha well good to know there’s Reagan and squirrels keeping tabs on you, not just monkeys 😉 hahahaha! Keep fighting the good fight against the evil-box (aka tvs)

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