Red Magic (Forgotten Realms: The Harpers #3) ★★☆☆☆

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Title: Red Magic
Series: Forgotten Realms: The Harpers #3
Author: Jean Rabe
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 320
Format: Digital Scan

 

Synopsis:

Maligor, a Red Wizard of Thay, has plans, big plans. He’s built himself up an army of gnolls and has let it be known that a newly established young red wizard has built his tower on some land that Maligor wants. In secret, Maligor has been building an army of darkenbeasts out of cute wittle woodland animals and is planning on taking over the gold mines for his own personal enrichment.

The city of Aglarond, which is close to Thay, is worried about all the activity going on and they hire some Harpers to investigate. Galvin the druid and his friend Wynter the pacifist minotaur. Aglarond sends it own representative in the form of Brenna Greycloak, a small time politician and enchantress.

In the process of infiltrating Thay, the Harpers are captured by Szass Tam, lich wizard and main character in other future books. Szass Tam has them lead an attack on the mine to stop Maligor. They succeed, skedaddle out of Thay and go their separate ways.

 

My Thoughts:

I enjoy stories about the Red Wizards of Thay and about Szass Tam, so I was hoping this book was going to hit the spot, kind of like a good chili dog. Sadly, this chili dog had been left on the counter for a week then overcooked in the microwave for 10minutes.

The interactions between ANY of the characters, whether with other main characters or side characters, was complete cardboard. Galvin and Brenna fall in love for the adventure but then realize their separate life goals aren’t compatible at the end, so they amicably go their separate ways. Wynter the minotaur. THAT should have been awesome. But partway through he gets “magic’d” and acts like a child for some time. And don’t get me started on Maligor and his assistant Asp. I got whiplash from how they interacted. It was completely dictated by the plot instead of the other way around.

Then all the harping (hahahaha) about what a great strategic genius Maligor is because he’s using a public gnoll army to distract everyone while doing his real business with the darkenbeasts? It was bogus. I’m no military genius and even I would have been smarter than Maligor. I would have gathered in some other Red Wizards as “allies” and then betrayed them all like a Good Red Wizard is supposed to. Use their forces for my ends, weaken them and my other enemies and then crush them all in the end, using yet another set of “allies”. Szass Tam did this, Maligor, not so much.

Honestly, this whole book felt like the author hadn’t written any fantasy before, didn’t know how to make use of her characters, hadn’t ever watched one war movie and had no idea how to write a battle scene. “Meh” probably accurately sums up this whole book.

And this is what I got to read last week when I was super busy and doing lots of stuff outside of work as well. Not that I’m bitter or anything.

★★☆☆☆

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16 thoughts on “Red Magic (Forgotten Realms: The Harpers #3) ★★☆☆☆

  1. hahahaha oh dear- a bad chilli dog is worse than no chilli dog at all 😉 This sounds pretty shoddy- shame about that!! But at least your review was awesome 😉

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  2. bookcupidity says:

    This series is not hitting it out of the park for you. How many more are there?

    I just got back from camping where I made the BEST chili dogs. Hot dogs roasted over a fire, chili in the cast iron…how’s that for a bit of useless information. I’m just sharing because I really want one and you’ve reminded me of what I can’t have. Wah.

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    • Bookstooge says:

      Yeah, 2 misses and 1 hit is not real good so far. I think there are 18 or to the mid 20’s? They stopped writing them when the Harpers, as an organization in the game, fell out of favor.

      And man, that sounds really good! I almost want one now and it is 630 in the morning. I doubt my stomach would thank me though…

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  3. A bad book during tough times… Nothing more relaxing than that. I also like cardboard. When we use them to make boxes and store things in them. Otherwise, they can go in the recycling bin.

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  4. […] Redmagic was a VERY generous 2 star on my part. […]

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  5. R says:

    The book was great, one of my all time favorites. And it looks as though this reviewer didn’t even read it, Wynter was a CENTAUR, not a minotaur. A civilized minotaur in Thay? come on, do you even know Forgotten Realms?

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    • Bookstooge says:

      For anyone who reads this review, the above comment is a classic logical fallacy and relies on an emotionally driven response instead of reason.

      The combative attitude, the anonymous comment [which isn’t that big a deal, but it adds to the overall weight] and the fact that this “R” hasn’t commented on any other reviews leads to the inevitable conclusion that they are a troll.

      The other contributing factor to my dismissal of “R” is the statement that this is one of their all time favorites. There are LOT more better written FR books/series out there and in general, FR is like the B movie of fantasy books.

      “R”, I haven’t had to put up comment moderation here on wordpress and I’d really like to keep it that way. So please, go make a pest of yourself somewhere else. Thank you.

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