For those of you who don’t follow Football, aren’t in the United States or are heathens of the worst stripe, last night was the Superbowl. The Biggest Sporting Event of the Year here in the States.
My team, the New England Patriots were playing against the Falcons. We were losing, losing badly. It was 9 to 28 in the 3rd quarter and things seemed totally hopeless. That was when I had to step in and pump up my man Brady:
(Just a little deflate-gate humor there, btw) As you can see, he was totally inspired by what I had to say, as was the rest of the team. Now, how did an apparent nobody like Bookstooge gain access to such a prestigious event and the Quarterback himself? Easy! I just showed him a couple of my signed books by the likes of Sanderson, Jordan, Correia and the rest was history.
So if you are celebrating today, You Are Welcome. If you are a Falcons fan, well, maybe you should have been better read. Now I have to go to work exhausted. It’s not easy being a secret superstar.