The Tropic of Serpents (A Memoir by Lady Trent #2)

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This review is written with a GPL 3.0 license and the rights contained therein shall supersede all TOS by any and all websites in regards to copying and sharing without proper authorization and permissions. Crossposted at Bookstooge.booklikes. blogspot.wordpress.com & librarything.com/catalog/BookstoogeLT by Bookstooge’s Exalted Permission.

 

 

Title: The Tropic of Serpents

Series: A Memoir by Lady Trent #2

Author: Marie Brennan

Rating: 1 of 5 Stars

Genre: SFF

Pages: 332

Format: Kindle digital edition

 

Thus proclaimed Bookstooge, the Sage of the Diet of Sohdah and Utterer of Deep Mysteries, whilst traveling upon the highways and byways.

 

3 Dooms I pronounce against thee! Let all hear and tremble at my words.

 

DooM

21st Century Cant spewed, out of Time and Place

My soul loathes such an abomination

 

DoOoM

Where 10 words would do, yay 5 would suffice, 30 were squandered

Garner not my attention with vain repetitions and overly long descriptive paragraphs, for such things the Indies do, thinking to make their books be read on high

In the end, I cast them down into the pit, into the mire, to languish and such shall be done to thee

 

DoOoOoM

Bore. Me. Not.

Am I a god? Am I not mortal, like thee, with a mortal’s lifespan?

Waste not my time, thou wretch, lest thou be consigned to the Dust Heaps of History

 

Here ends the 3 Dooms of Bookstooge

 

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25 thoughts on “The Tropic of Serpents (A Memoir by Lady Trent #2)

  1. BrokenTune says:

    I’m loving the 3 Doooms of Bookstooge. 😀 (The added o is for balance, of course.)

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  2. bookcupidity says:

    I’m pocketing the “Diet of Sogdah Sage” moniker 😉

    LOL all around.

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  3. Aw, that’s too bad. I adore this series. The natural science approach to dragons is one of the coolest I’ve seen.

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  4. Transhaan says:

    The first time I saw this series, I was quite intrigued by the covers (pretty sexy if you ask me), but then I find myself with a bunch of people here and there who didn’t really enjoy this (with the ocassional peepz who really liked it). This review was freeeeaaking hilarious though! Good stuff. Really curious about what’s up with this book 😀

    – Lashaan

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  5. This is the most creative, awe-inspiring and fun negative review I ever read! 🙂
    (((respectful bow)))

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  6. hahaha what a brilliant way of doing a review!! I will avoid this book!!! Thanks for the warnings “oh Sage of the Diet Sodah” 😉

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  7. Hahaahaaaa! That’s the best review ever!

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